Daddy Cool

i waited outside burtons for my dad because i had a bad experience in their with a fellow customer that accused me of not saying excuse me when i clearly did and after he spat on me, oh what a gentleman, i was told that i was no longer welcome inside the store and to add insult to injury it wasnt as polite as that oh no miss feminism said "dont let the one with the hair in again" to the whole staff rota. So now i stand outside which is fine with me but not for my dad who needs advice on his clothes because otherwise he just buys to get out, he hates to shop, he has a habit of buying brown. He had enough of umming and arring over blue striped shirt or blue none striped shirt and dragged me in. After helping him choose a black shirt his phone rang, now since it was sale day the store was somewhat over crowded and when a middle aged man has a mobile on which Wearing My Rolex is its ringtone can provide some amusement, but that was not all, for some reason he only answers after the word babble and then shouts "hello Dave, yeah mate 5 a side was alright, no problems". i said nothing when he played it in the car or when he requested it on his ipod, but ringtone, i draw the line. he can go back to the wolftones streets of new york



Lesson - Check Dads Ringtone